November 2011
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“Picking five favorite books is like picking the five body parts you’d most like...”
– Neil Gaiman (via thebooknookers)
somatrip:
THINGS THAT DO NOT MAKE A WOMAN A WHORE:
Dating the boy you like
Having sex because she likes having sex
Going on dates with people whom she has no intention of calling again/dating exclusively
Wearing clothes that show her cleavage
Flirting
THINGS THAT DO A WOMAN A WHORE:
Soliciting sexual acts for currency, and although that fits the definition of “whore” that’s still a...
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“The thing is, it’s patriarchy that says men are stupid and monolithic and...”
– On claiming to be a stupid man who doesn’t know anything « Zero at the Bone
Exactly this. This is why I despise it when men refuse to have a conversation with me about these issues and instead play dumb.
(via ladyatheist)
ALL OF THIS.
(via tommy-conlon)
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Hubby has to give a PowerPoint presentation at...
valeria2067:
NOT A PROBLEM!
10 slides? I just happen to have 10 great photos!
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The entire synopsis of Breaking Dawn Pt 1...
everything is so awkward and forced
oh god
sexy time
they are taking turns eyeing the bed
they are going skinny dipping
I think the presex montage just happened
she like...shaved her legs and shit
who doesn't do that before they leave for their honeymoon?!
come ON
oh jesus
BROKEN HEADBOARD
HAHA
we are halfway through this film and NOTHING HAS HAPPENED
they got married and had sex
literally not a thing else
they're now playing chess
fucking hell
she keeps trying to seduce him and he's laughing at her WORST MARRIAGE
oooh playing chess again!
AND AGAIN
they just had a montage of their honeymoon and all that happened is thye played a lot of chess, she tried to fuck him and he ran away
oh god she's begging now
this is honestly awkward softcore porn
and now she's vomiting into the toilet
gross
god seriously
nothing happens in this god
it's just a bunch of shitty subplots
the wolves are so shit
shit
lsbgksdg
THIS IS SO BAD
weird ass telepathic wolf pow wow shit
I don't even know what's going on
THE FETUS ISN'T COMPATIBLE
I'm really glad that in Twilight world, they make skinny jeans that fit over evil fetus baby bumps
oh god Bella's drinking blood
I'm taking a shot
the cup says FREE REFILLS ON IT
Bella just chose "renesmee" for the baby's name and this child will be beat up for the rest of it's life
OH MY GOD SHE IS GIVING BIRTH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
"GET HIM OUT OF ME"
loads of screaming and flashing and she looks like a skeleton
aaaand Edward ripped open her stomach with his mouth
YUP GOOD
the baby is a bloody mess and they just called it beautiful. I mean, I don't really do babies, but like...I'm pretty sure that just looks like meat
there is just blood everywhere and edward just stabbed her in the heart with his venom and what the HELL
Bella seems to have died, but Edward is just biting her everywhere and OH HOLY GOD IT'S SCIENCE
HER BLOOD IS FREEZING
the worst thing? Kristen Stewart's face hasn't changed.
she just gave birth and then died
without a flicker of emotion
Jacob has just seen the baby and he's in lo0o0o0ove
this is the creepiest scene ever
he just fell to his knees in front of a baby
I just want to be a fly on the wall during this filming
uh oh vampire v wolf death match
oh jk rules and shit
wolf can't harm future lovers of other wolves
so much for bros before hoes, shit
meanwhile, Bella is serving her purpose well. laying on a table with the occasional SCIENCE into her body
she's becoming a vampire, which apparently includes permanent eyeshadow. so, that makes life easier.
you know how on tumblr, they have those picture sequences where it slowly gets closer to someones face?
that was just an actual shot in Breaking Dawn
jacob, Jacob, JACOB
AND THEN HAWT VAMPY BELLA OPENED HER EYES WITH MIRACULOUSLY NEWLY LONG EYELASHES AND THE FILM ENDED
TO CHEERS
I require the last two hours of my life back
who do I go for for that
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New Sherlock theme
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“I got to do a little bit of work with Martin Freeman, who is awesome - I’m a...”
– Elijah Wood on filming The Hobbit (via miurt)
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I've never had a new years kiss, a mistletoe kiss,...
Mycroft hunts down Moriarty after the Pool Scene
geniusbee:
Have I mentioned Mycroft is my favorite?
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A Pleasant Surprise
hamish-watson-holmes:
Sherlock is very seldom surprised; after all, his superb observational skills make it difficult for anyone to shock him. John’s managed it a time or two (OK, perhaps more than a time or two, Sherlock admits—the fact that John stays being the biggest and most ongoing shock of Sherlock’s life). But Sherlock is surprised late one Wednesday night when he looks up momentarily...
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“Ask the Siri, the new iPhone 4 assistant, where to get an abortion, and, if you...”
– 10 things the iPhone Siri will help you get instead of an abortion | The Raw Story (via interweber)
If true, this is extremely important. Not just because of the subject matter but because its important to understand that our access to news and INFORMATION may increasingly be funneled through large...
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Fellow Australians,
teacupsandcyanide:
Group liveblogging of Sherlock at 8.30pm tonight?
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That awkward moment when someone tells me to call...
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scottishninja:
Introverts, unite!
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"So, Ben, at this part of the scene, we were...
clockworktimebomb:
“What? Ben, no, that’s not—”
“Wait, Benedict, John’s a straight man, and Sherlock’s married to his work—”
“Ben, really now, come on, let’s just stick to the script, okay? Let’s just… MARTIN, NO.”
“Whatever, fine, we’ll just do it your way.”
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