John’s reaction to Sherlock’s deduction : Season1/Season2
-Spot the differences-
The Seven Deadly Sins
Dead sexy.
Ok, folks, it was very, VERY hard, but in the end I GOT IT! I know how Sherlock survived the fall!
Brace yourself, because this is a mind-blowing, SCIENTIFIC explanation.
We have to start by considering two indisputable laws of physics:
1) Murphy’s Law / Finagle’s corollary:
‘If something can go wrong, it will’ therefore ‘If you throw a slice of buttered toast into the air it will always fall with the buttered side down.’2) Cat’s conservation law:
‘A Cat will always land on its foots.’SO, what would happen if we stick a slice of toast with butter to a cat’s back and we throw it to the air? The cat, by law, will land on its feet, but the toast (by law too) will land on the butter’s side. Against this problem of physics laws, the nature chooses the best way of taking a solution: the cat may just not fall.
The cat with the toast, once it’s free in the air, will float at its cat-toast equilibrium point, where butter repulsion forces and cat forces are in balance. This point can be adjusted by removing some butter from the toast, adding it, or cutting some hairs (or legs) from the cat. In theory, this will cause the cat to remain stationary, however, in reality, due to varied nature of gravity and the non-uniform profile of Earth, the cat will simply spin around its center of gravity at ever-increasing speed.
So, all Sherlock had to do was to make and wear a harness specifically designed (and he IS a genius: how long could it have taken him to develop such a simple device?) to keep a cat on his front and a buttered toast (with the butter on top, of course) on his back: et voilà!
Then, at about 1 m from the ground, he had only to unfasten the harness and gracefully fall on the pavement, placing himself in the most convenient position.
I greatly encourage all London sherlockians to watch the sky in search of the spinning cat: as it should be still attached to the buttered toast, it should be also still flying around…
THIS will be CONCLUSIVE proof.
(For those interested in a more detailed explanation of the functioning of a cat-toast device, I recommend to visit this website)
Ladies and Gentlemen, science at work.
Reichenbach: conclusively solved.
Tagged: #Sherlock #surviving the fall #seems legit
You will take what I give you, Cy. I mean look at this it’s so fluffy.
Sherlock → Phenomenon!AU
THIS IS NOT OK, OKAY?
A STUDY IN PINK:
THE BLIND BANKER:
THE GREAT GAME:
A SCANDAL IN BELGRAVIA:
THE HOUNDS OF BASKERVILLE:
THE REICHENBACH FALL:
OH WAIT LET’S NOT FORGET THE PILOT:
PILOT:
“Sherlock is the gayest story in the history of television”
- MARTIN FREEMAN
6 months ago with 20,471 notes
I’m sure seeing your parents getting jiggy with it must make you want to become Batman or something, it’s like seeing a part of your parents’ image die anyway
My heart goes out to anyone who’s ever walked in on their parents getting jiggy with it though dear god
OTP Challenge 12. Making out (out of 30)
Hilarious post-it notes snippets from Sherlock: The Casebook.
IT’S LIKE THE BEST OFFICIAL FANFIC EVER.
an entire nonverbal conversation in a pair of shrugs
you guys are married
still one of my favourite scenes EVER. Too awesome for words.
Too awesome for words.
I see what you did there.
Influenced by this wonderful post by adirred. (Which you all need to read - especially Supernatural fans).
This was all meant in good fun, and I don’t know if any of it is true, because I’ve never watched any of it. This is the impression I get of the show based on the Sherlock posts that sometimes pop up on my dash.
the fandom has gone so insane that they are trying to live in a world of denial
Benedict is growing his hair out.
It’s less than three months until filming begins.
welcome to the sherlock fandom, where an actor growing his hair out is cause for celebration
welcome to the sherlock fandom, where three months till filming starts is cause for celebration
welcome to the sherlock fandom, where something like 6 months till airing is cause for celebration
7 months ago with 16,421 notes
Tagged: #sherlock #all of this
kuuttamo, I love your style!
One day when I get a ‘can you draw…’ ask
I’ll just answer
no
“That’s not my smile.”
“What do you…?”
“Look at this picture - just look at it! That’s not my smile. I do not smile like that.”
“Er…”
“It must be a trick of the light. The resemblance is indisputable, but that is most definitely not my smile.”
“Um, Sherlock…”
“What?”
“Come and stand in front of the mirror.”
“What? Why?”
“Just do it.”
“All right, I’m standing.”
“Take my hand.”
“I’m not going to smile.”
“I’m not asking you to. Just take my hand.”
“Fine. Now what?”
“I love you.”
“I know that. You told me two weeks ago. We’ve barely spent a minute apart since…”
“Look at the mirror.”
“I… Oh.”
“Yes.”
“So… this is my smile, now?”
“I guess it is.”
